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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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