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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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