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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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