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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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