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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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