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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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