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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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