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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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