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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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