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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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