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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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