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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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