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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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