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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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