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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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