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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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