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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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