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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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