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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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