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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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