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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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