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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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