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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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