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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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