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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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