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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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