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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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