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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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