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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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