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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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