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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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