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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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