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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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