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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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