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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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