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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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