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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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