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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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