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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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