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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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