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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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