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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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