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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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