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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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