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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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