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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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