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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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