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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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