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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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