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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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