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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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