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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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