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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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