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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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