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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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