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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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