Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.