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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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