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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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