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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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