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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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