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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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