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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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