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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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