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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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