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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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