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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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