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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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