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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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