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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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