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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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