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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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