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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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