Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.