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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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