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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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