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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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