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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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