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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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