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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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