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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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